I ever were eating a banana in public, and some weirdo kept trying to make eye contact and grin ‘knowingly’,  I’d bite down on that banana as hard as I possibly could and shake my head as rapidly as a pit bull would tear through a feather pillow and make fucking sure that fucktard knew that if he got anywhere near me with that prepubescence stick he thinks is a ‘cock’ he’d go home crying to his mommy without it. 

Posted 1 year ago with 7 notes

#personal #No dude #No. #You stay away from me #fucking weirdo #this is why we can't have nice things

  1. talkingrandom reblogged this from brain-fixing-machine
  2. exvitae said: You have to get him going and into it first, before biting it off and screaming “BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD.”
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